Have We Seen Enough Naked People in Bath Tubs

You've seen it. You're sitting there with your kids watching Elf or some kid movie and here they come. A middle aged couple yucking it up over some wine and before you know it they are in the bathtubs in the yard holding hands, celebrating the fact that flaccidity has been banished with CIALIS. So you plow through that one and field the questions from your kids...why are they sitting in bathtubs in the yard. You have no idea and you mutter something about how they must like to bathe outside. The next one is even worse. A grinning woman is gushing about her man and some dopey guy in a sweater is talking about how once he took EXTENDEEZ well things were never the same. The grinning woman comes back on and gushes about how she just loves her man now that he took his penis enlarging drug.

You field a few more questions and call it an antacid. Now you are slouching on the couch as you are hit with middleaged and elderly people toddling around able to just have a ball while taking drugs for incontinence, constipation, depression, COPD, Alzheimer's, arthritis, joint pain, chemotherapy side effects, migraines, strokes, heart attacks, cholesterol...you name it. By the time Elf is over you feel like slitting your wrists. Since when did drug advertising become so heinous and pervasive?